User blog:BizarroKing/New Series 6: Heat J

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, tonight we feature Anarchy and Mayhem! Things are about to get wild and bigger than ever as we make our way to the series semi finals! Will we exterminate the fanbase? WHEN HOGS FLY! It's heat J!

Anarchy vs Terror Bull
House Robots: Dead Metal and Sir Killalot

Terror Bull is the faster robot against the walking Anarchy who trots it's way to the bull, only to be rammed into, though the extra weight makes it hard for Terror Bull to push into. Anarchy takes the opportunity to slam it's mighty axe into Terror Bull. Terror Bull backs away and attempts to strike Anarchy again, slamming into them and tries to lift them off the ground, failing as the head gets nailed by the axe again and pushed into with the scoop. Terror Bull heads to the back to try and scoop up Anarchy from behind, but this proved to be it's undoing as Anarchy used the rear flipper to lift Terror Bull from the side and overturn it onto it's side. It tries to get back onto it's wheels but the lifter is apparently not strong enough to self-ride, so it's attacked by Anarchy's axe as Refbot counts them out. Dead Metal comes in and attacks the underside of Terror Bull with the saw to finish the fight...CEASE!

Winner: Anarchy

X-Terminator vs The Hassocks Hog
House Robots: Dead Metal and Sgt. Bash

X-Terminator looks to have good promise from the get-go as it immediately drives it's axe into the 'eye' of Hassocks Hog, who feebly tries to overturn the veterans. X-Terminator backs away and charges into the hog, slamming it into Sgt. Bash, who nearly lights the furry ears ablaze, while Hassocks Hog tries to get under X-Terminator again, but fails. X-Terminator strikes again and pushes The Hassocks Hog into the flame pit, setting the ears on fire and the robot has seem to stop moving. Refbot checks on it and slowly begins to count but The Hog miraculously comes back to life around 4. They slam into the pit release as a last ditch effort to defeat X-Terminator, but as they head for X-Terminator, they end up being easily shoved into the pit instead.

Winner: X-Terminator

Wild Thing vs Typhoon 2
House Robots: Mr. Psycho and Growler

Wild Thing quickly charges into Typhoon 2 before it's up to speed and tries to slam it into the wall, but Typhoon fights back and pushes it away. As Wild Thing backs away to get a charging start, Typhoon 2 takes the opportunity to spin up to speed, and slams into the side of Wild Thing to send it flying. Wild Thing tries again and slams into Typhoon 2 but doing so does more damage to itself instead. One more attack to the back of Wild Thing looks to put it out, stopping it in it's tracks. Mr. Psycho striks with the hammer as Refbot counts the former series semi finalists out in a major upset.

Winner: Typhoon 2

Bigger Brother (6) vs 4x4
House Robots: Mr. Psycho and Growler

4x4 sluggishly moves forward and tries to avoid the flipping arm of Bigger Brother but almost instantly they are slammed into by the seeds and flipped right onto their backs. Bigger Brother slams them into the wall and flips 4x4 out of the arena in a mere 20 seconds.

Winner: Bigger Brother

Special Event: Sumo Smackdown
Biothan: Biothan attempts to slam into the side of Shunt and push it out, but Shunt is too fast for it and pushes Biothan over the edge almost instantly

Biothan's time: 5.77 seconds

Rick: Rick immediately dodges the scoop of Shunt and the small size looks to be working in it's favor as it nearly gets under Shunt. However, Shunt gets away and pushes Rick onto the edge of the ring, but it just barely hangs in there and attempts to get back to the ring, but attempting to move sends it off.

Rick's time: 12.96 seconds

Anarchy vs X-Terminator
House Robots: Sir Killalot and Sgt. Bash

X-Terminator runs right into Anarchy and the two lock axes. Anarchy backs away momentarily to properly nail X-Terminator with the axe, striking the armor and evidently creating a hole as X-Terminator attempts to push Anarchy into the CPZ of Sir Killalot, albeit with little results. Anarchy turns to use it's rear flipper on X-Terminator and successfully overturns it, forcing X-Terminator to use it's self riding bars to get back onto it's wheels. Anarchy strikes with the axe again and pushes into X-Terminator who tries to strike with it's own axe but seems to be having a bit of trouble with it not working properly. X-Terminator rams itself into Anarchy again and pushes it near the angle grinder and flame pit before Anarchy trots away, possibly trying to use the rear flipper again. X-Terminator finally gets the axe to work again and lands one more blow on Anarchy before...CEASE! The judges take a moment to vote and a split decision sends X-Terminator out.

Winner: Anarchy

Typhoon 2 vs Bigger Brother (6)
House Robots: Shunt and Matilda

3...2....1...ACTIVATE! Typhoon 2 immediately begins to spin, hoping to get up to speed before Bigger Brother strikes, but they are rammed into by the seeded machine to deter their efforts and nearly flipped over right then and their. Bigger Brother slams Typhoon into Shunt who nails it with the axe before the red, white, and blue machine gets away, and does not get a chance to get spinning; Thus, Typhoon is flipped onto it's side and left out to dry as Bigger Brother sits back and let's the Refbot count Typhoon out and once immobilized, they try to flip them OoTA, but fail to do so, opting to let Shunt attack it's underside for a bit until the end of the fight.

Winner: Bigger Brother

Anarchy vs Bigger Brother (6)
House Robots: Matilda and Shunt

Anarchy is obviously slower than the extremely fast Bigger Brother, who immediately rams into it and tries to flip it over. Anarchy gets a lucky shot in with the axe and pushes into Bigger Brother with the front scoop. Bigger Brother however gets right under Anarchy and fires the flipper, amazingly lifting Anarchy off the ground but doesn't get it all the way over at first. Anarchy takes the opportunity to strike the side with another blow from the axe only to have Bigger Brother ram into it's own side and fire the flipper again, toppling Anarchy onto it's side, unable to do anything. Bigger Brother tries to flip them OoTA but Anarchy's size prevents that from happening, but Anarchy is counted out by Refbot nonetheless. Once immobilized, Bigger Brother pushes Anarchy onto the floor flipper, which flips the walkerbot into the air and back onto it's legs, where they proceed to hobble across the arena until the end of the fight.

Heat Winner: Bigger Brother

Two more heats until the Series Semi Finals!