User blog:NJGW/Kan Knightmare?

Hello, and welcome to the new hit gameshow: "Kan Knightmare?" In this wonderful programme, we will be taking the Series 4 competitor, and placing it up against every other robot from the same series. The question will be: Kan Knightmare beat these machines? Let's find out today, as I: your wonderful host, Knick, am joined by my glamorous assistant, Toast.

...Yeah, sorry: the budget is low for staff on this show.

Deadlocked fights: (YOU help decide these ones, lads) Kronic the Wedgehog Centurion Little Fly Reactor Arnold, Arnold Terminegger Judge Shred 2 Overkill GTI

Toast also initially went for Scar, Berserk 2, and Maverick to beat Knightmare, but changed all of them at the last minute. Funnily enough, every single one of these deadlocked fights see Knick backing Knightmare, and Toast backing the opposition.

Heat A: Chaos 2: Kan't Atomic: Kan't Indefatigable: Kan Medusa 2000: Kan King B3: Kan't Attila the Drum: Kan't

Heat B: Razer: Kan't Robochicken: Toast Velocirippa: Kan Milly-Ann Bug: Kan Pussycat: Kan't Reptirron: Kan

Heat C: Firestorm 2: Kan't The Morgue: Kan't (I convinced Toast over after a short talk. The Morgue's chunky size in comparison to Knightmare's lack of true thrust, and its poor armour were seen as having enough weight to give The Morgue the win. Especially considering The Morgue penetrated Ming 2's front). Scar: Kan Bolt from the Blue: D (Toast - Kan't; Nick - Kan) Diotoir: Kan Ming 2: Kan't

Heat D: Steg 2: Kan't Crusader 2: Kan't Cronos: Kan Iron-Awe: Kan Mortis: Kan't Mazakari: Kan't

Heat E: 101: Kan't (101 for a Judges' decision victory) Dominator 2: Kan't Henry 2: Kan't (A controversial shout, of course - but Henry 2 looks a nice design. Good, broad, low front, a decent arm, and a chunky design). Major Tom: Kan Shadow of Napalm: Kan Disc-O-Inferno: Kan

Heat F: Gemini: Kan't Tornado: Kan't Kater Killer: Kan Berserk 2: Kan Inverterbrat: Kan The Creature: Kan

Heat G: Gravedigger: Kan Thermidor 2: Kan't Kronic the Wedgehog: D (Toast - Kan't; Nick - Kan) Dreadnaut XP-1: Kan Warhog: Kan (One to think about, but Warhog isn't quite trustworthy) Darke Destroyer 2: Kan

Heat H: Wheely Big Cheese: Kan't Prizephita Mk 2: Kan Wheelosaurus: Kan't Killertron: Kan (Killertron in Series 4 is too harshly thought of. The axe is certainly viable here) Suicidal Tendencies: Kan't Maverick: Kan

Heat I: Killerhurtz: Kan't Destruct-A-Bubble: Kan Splinter: Kan't (A change for Knightmare here, but we've ultimately backed Splinter. It's fast, it has a good front, and it should be aggressive enough) Eric: Kan't (I initially thought of going for Knightmare, but Toast convinced me over quite quickly) Centurion: D (Toast - Kan't; Nick - Kan) Small Torque: Kan

Heat J: Bigger Brother: Kan't Clawed Hopper: Kan Bulldog Breed: Kan't Hammer & Tong: Kan Stinger: Kan't Spikasaurus: Kan't

Heat K: Evil Weevil 2: Kan Tiberius: Kan Mousetrap: Kan Little Fly: D (Toast - Kan't; Nick - Kan) (A slightly passionate debate. I believed that once Knightmare got underneath Little Fly's long front, that an easy flip would occur. Little Fly would be knocked over. Toast said that Little Fly's spinner would do the job at keeping Knightmare at bay and damaging it) Weld-Dor 2: Kan Sump Thing: Kan

Heat L: Spawn of Scutter: Kan't Banshee: Kan Vercingetorix: Kan't Plunderbird 4: Kan Fat Boy Tin: Kan

Heat M: Wild Thing: Kan't Humphrey: Kan Steel Avenger: Kan Reactor: D (Toast - Kan't; Nick - Kan) Sir Chromalot: Kan Scorpion: Kan

Heat N: Behemoth: Kan't Arnold, Arnold Terminegger: D (Toast - Kan't; Nick - Kan) Rambot: Kan't Judge Shred 2: D (Toast - Kan't; Nick - Kan) Millennium Bug: Kan X-Terminator 2: Kan't

Heat O: Panic Attack: Kan't S.M.I.D.S.Y.: Kan't Overkill: D (Toast - Kan't; Nick - Kan) Saw Point: Kan Aggrobot 2: Kan Oblivion 2: Kan

Heat P: Hypno-Disc: Kan't The Predator: Kan Raizer Blade: Kan't V-Max: Kan't Cerberus: Kan Terror-Bull: Kan

Special: Detonator: Kan Ghetto-Bot: Kan The Mangulator: Kan Rammstein: Kan't frenZy: Kan't

CURRENT SCORE: 49/101.