User blog:CrashBash/Test Battle

INTERNATIONAL INFERNO INSURRECTION

Competitor Robots

 * Granny's Revenge 2 (UK)
 * Ruf Ruf Dougal (UK)
 * Diotoir (EIRE)
 * Bunny Attack (USA)
 * Tricerabot 3.0 (USA)

Battle
As soon as "Activate" was called, all five robots drove straight into the bottom left CPZ, as this was where Sgt Bash was located. They surrounded him and the house robot wasted little time setting fire to them - it was revealed that, once again, the robots had been sprayed with parrafin. Despite being set ablaze, Tricerabot rammed into Sgt Bash's side, forcing him to retreat into the middle of the arena. The other robots attempted to follow, but in doing so, Tricerabot got underneath Granny's Revenge and flipped it over.

As the remaining robots chased after Sgt Bash, the house robot fired his flamethrower again, dousing Ruf Ruf Dougal in more flames, reducing its pink fur to coal black. Bunny Attack attempted to use its sledgehammer as its ears burnt away, but only ineffectively tapped Sgt Bash's armour. As Tricerabot, its entire top practically burnt away, rammed into the house robot's side, Sgt Bash then grabbed hold of Bunny Attack's hammer with its pincers and snapped it off. Diotoir then joined in the attack, and a combination of its and Tricerabot's flippers finally overturned Sgt Bash, just as Refbot counted out Granny's Revenge. Tricerabot then rammed into Ruf Ruf Dougal, shaking its power link loose and immobilising it.

Apparantly not satisfied with Sgt Bash, the three remaining robots converged over the flame pit, burning off what was left of their fur (or cardboard). However, Diotoir then got underneath Bunny Attack and flipped it over, leaving it stuck on the flame pit. Tricerabot then activated the pit release button before reversing into Diotoir and trying to flip it, but only managing to knock its half-melted eyes off. After circling its Irish opponent a few times, Tricerabot then pushed Diotoir across the arena and into the pit. Refbot then pushed what was left of Granny's Revenge on top of Diotoir, whilst Shunt tore some of Ruf Ruf Dougal's fur off with his axe, moments before Cease was called.

Winner: Tricerabot 3.0