User blog:Mystrsyko/Robot Wars vs Battlebots Randomized: Part 1

Welcome to the Robot Wars vs Battlebots Randomized nonsense fantasy tournament. Here I am throwing all the heavyweight robots from Robot Wars Series 6 and Battlebots 5.0 into a huge single elimination tournament bracket and letting random number generators decide who wins for the lulz. You can read all about how this works over on this post here, but the TL:DR version is that odds are decided on for each fight out of 0-7, and a random number generator picks a number in that range to decide the outcome of the fight. Then I have to figure out a way to write a plausible fight summary to explain how that result could have happened. There are 64 robots receiving byes the first round, and the first 8 of these are below.

Byes

 * Sumpthing
 * ICU
 * Wham-I-Am
 * Paralyzer Pete
 * Hassocks Hog
 * Knightiknight
 * Bullistic
 * Disc-O-Inferno

Robots receiving a bye this round do not get home arena advantage in round two.

Part 1 Conclusion
That concludes this first part of way too many parts of this tournament. The bracket can be viewed here if you want to make predictions and wild speculation. The next part will be coming eventually, and will feature the following fights:


 * Junkyard Offspring vs Interceptor
 * Grim Reaper vs Die Flendermaus Zwei
 * Spawn Again vs Terrorhurtz
 * Bad Blood vs Stinger
 * Gorilla Warfare vs Fluffy
 * Sir Chromelot vs Dredge
 * Hot Pants vs Greenspan
 * The Alien vs Razer

Please leave comments letting me know what you think of this idea and what you think might happen in future parts. I'd also appreciate feedback to improve this to make it more entertaining to read.