User blog:Jimlaad43/What robot describes every location in Fortnite: Battle Royale?

OK, this is literally the stupidest blog idea I could come up with, but why does that matter xD? Anyway, I play Fortnite (I know, crucify me), and the map is full of varying locations, all of which are completely different, which makes it interesting. I was running around the map using the skin called Carbide (It is however completely unrelated) and started thinking about what other robot names would work as a skin. Then I realised my photoshop skills aren't that good, so decided to describe each location as if it were a robot.

For those who have no idea what the map looks like, here it is.

Locations
Suddenly cropped up out of nowhere to become a great place to land. Spends all of its time beside the edge of the map, ready to pounce. The edge of the map, however, is also a major weakness, and many a match can end by being so far away from the danger of being nowhere near the middle. The best place to land in the old map, before a massive update added many more locations, Retail Row will always be lauded for its past success, but is starting to be overshadowed now the map is into its second phase. It may not be the best any more, but it can still hold its own against other locations on the map. A new location that just smells of money. Actually a really good place to land, it's big and has many opportunities to find what you're looking for. But the long run to anything else can leave you vulnerable, and the mountains surrounding it are perfect to be explosively ambushed. You go here to die. No buts. Only the strongest enter this arena and come out alive. Many deaths occur in a very short time in Tilted Towers. One of the newest locations, it was always thought of as unstoppable until it finally got beaten by an unlikely source later in the life of the map. There isn't enough here for a serious, high-kill game. You either land here for a quiet, passive game, or to farm a load of wood for the memes.
 * Lucky Landing - Dantomkia
 * Retail Row - Razer
 * Snobby Shores - Rapid
 * Tilted Towers - Carbide
 * Wailing Woods - Eric