User blog:DasQBert/Thoughts on Robots of Series 9... in Haiku

With Series 9 underway many people are giving their thoughts of the robots, and I'll give my two cents as the series progresses by means of a Japanese style of poetry. Why? I honestly have no idea.

Episode 1
Nuts:

Meltybrain heavy

Plagued by only one wheel drive

Tilda ruins hopes

Rapid: The new Chaos 2?

Seems more like the new Mortis

Better luck next time

TMHWK: All girls team enters

Only to get undercut

No buoy this time

Crank-E: Robin Herrick's back

Successor to Pussycat

Not as durable

Jellyfish: All the buzz online

Reinstated a new hope

Close but no Pulsar

Terrorhurtz Axe bot master race

Gets rear torn into big chunks

Goes out the same way

Sabretooth Pray for Gabe worked well

Finally out of Round 1

Aftershock savage

Aftershock Deadly disc of doom

In the words of Ray Billings

"Do you want some more?"