User blog:BizarroKing/Series 7 Redux: Heat F

It's a Mighty big situation tonight on Robot Wars. Are our competitors feeling lucky, as if they have 9 lives, or will their luck run out? They're all chomping at the bit and ready to wreck something tonight on Heat F!

Pussycat (11) vs UFO vs Xenomorph vs Mighty Mouse
House Robots: Mr. Psycho and Dead Metal

Pussycat begins the match by going towards Xenomorph and attacking with it's saw while Mighty Mouse slams into the back of UFO and into the wall. Xenomorph nails UFO with it's spinning disc doing some noticeable damage and apparently has made the flipper robot stop moving while Pussycat chases Mighty Mouse around the arena (a literal game of cat and mouse here folks). Xenomorph ends up getting slammed into by Pussycat's saw blade, doing major damage to one of it's wheels while UFO gets up and running again somehow while it tries to fire it's flipping weapon, only to get slammed into by Pussycat's saw blade. Mighty Mouse tackles Xenomorph who's having movement troubles of it's own as their weapon has seemed to stop working when it was attacked by the mouse's rear flails and nearly gets gripped by Mr. Psycho's giant claw hand. Pussycat slams into UFO once more and into the CPZ of Dead Metal who uses it's saw blade to cut right into UFO's armor until CEASE is called. The judges declared that UFO was nearly immobile towards the end and Xenomorph's movement problems ultimately vote them out.

Qualified: Pussycat and Mighty Mouse

13 Black vs Hassocks Hog 2 vs T-Wrecks vs Chompalot
House Robots: Matilda and Growler

As the fight begins, Hassocks Hog tries to get under Chompalot, only to get slammed into by T-Wrecks while 13 Black spins it's discs up to speed and nails all 3 of it's foes in succession. T-Wrecks tries to thwack one of it's opponents but doesn't seem to be doing any major damage to any of them and ends up getting nailed by the spinning disc of 13 Black again, which apparently causes it to stop moving. Hassocks Hog meanwhile attempts to flip Chompalot again but again fails and is shoved into the pit release, activating the pit as T-Wrecks is counted out and immobilized. Chompalot pushes Hassocks Hog around and towards the pit as 13 Black nails Hassocks Hog with it's flywheels and all 3 head towards Matilda's CPZ. Hassocks Hog gets to finally meet Matilda as it's nailed with her flywheel, destroying the flipper and immobilizing it almost instantly.

Qualified: 13 Black and Chompalot

Pussycat (9) vs Chompalot
House Robots: Shunt and Sgt. Bash

Pussycat drives forward heading towards Chompalot who backs away for the moment and gets a charging shot in. Pussycat counters by slamming their blade into the dragon bot and does a bit of armor damage and tries to get them into the angle grinder, despite Chompalot fighting back. Chompalot bumps into the pit release and opens it up while Pussycat rams into it again, only to get get attacked by Chompalot's jaws and pushed around a bit, nearly shoved into the CPZ of Shunt. Pussycat strifes away and rams into Chompalot once more pushing it near the pit, but it ends up driving too close and nearly falls in, hanging off of the edge and slowly trying to move away. Chompalot takes the opportunity to push the seeded machine into the pit.

Winner: Chompalot

13 Black vs Mighty Mouse
House Robots: Sir Killalot and Shunt

Mighty Mouse immediately tackles 13 Black before the flywheels are at top speed and slams them into the angle grinder. However, it's not long before 13 Black gets their weapons spinning and twirls away slamming right into Mighty Mouse, causing damage to the chassis as the mouse tries to counter. Mighty Mouse reverses into 13 Black apparently hoping to use it's flails, but instead gets slammed into again, getting major damage as a result and limps away to try and get a running start for their next attack. Their next attack wouldn't happen however as Mighty Mouse suddenly stops in it's tracks from the damage they're received. Shunt is nearby and since Mighty Mouse is close to their CPZ, the house robot nails the mouse with it's axe until it's counted out. 13 Black watches on as it does a little 'victory dance' as Sir Killalot picks Mighty Mouse up with it's massive jaws and dumps the out of the arena!

Winner: 13 Black

Chompalot vs 13 Black
House Robots: Sir Killalot and Sgt. Bash

The two rivals get the rematch they've been waiting for and circle each other upon ACTIVATE! 13 Black draws first blood by attacking the wings of Chompalot, doing some damage with the flywheels and injuring the right wing. Chompalot tries to bite into the side of 13 Black but seems to be having some trouble with it's clamping jaws and instead gets nailed by the flywheels again and tries to push it's foe near one of the CPZs considering it's weapon is evidently malfunctioning. 13 Black starts spinning erratically and heads for Chompalot only to slam into the wall, temporarily stopping one of it's flywheels and allowing Chompalot to slam into them. Chompalot tries to push them into one of the CPZ's again or the pit release, but fails and 13 Black attacks them with it's wheels again until the fight ends. The judges make their decision and despite Chompalot's weapon problems, they still get some decent points from the judges but nonetheless, the match is awarded to 13 Black.

Heat Winner: 13 Black