User blog:Diotoir the son of nemesis/Robot Wars The First Wars but completely randomised

A while ago Mystrsyko did a blog called Robot Wars vs Battlebots Randomised (so credit him for this idea) which is probably one of my favourite blog competitions here...but he hasn't uploaded anything since :\ That said it definitely got me thinking and interested in what a randomised result would look like. In a fun sort of fashion, let's take the First Wars and completely randomise the match ups, trials and then randomised the outcomes to see who or what Random.Org thinks is the worthy champion... I may even give a brief description over what's supposedly happening or let it be up to YOU to create the scenario.

I do really wanna do this for every series...

Heat A
Competing Robots: Wedgehog, WYSIWYG, Krayzee Tokyo, Scrapper, Killertron, Elvis

Gauntlet

 * 1) Killertron
 * 2) Scrapper
 * 3) Elvis
 * 4) Wedgehog
 * 5) WYSIWYG
 * 6) Krayzee Tokyo - ELIMINATED

The smallest competitor in this Heat falls victim first. It's smaller size meant Krayzee Tokyo was easily bulldozed by the House Robots and was trapped by a Grill meaning it couldn't beat WYSIWYG to survive the first round.

Trial

 * Stock Car


 * 1) Wedgehog
 * 2) Killertron
 * 3) Scrapper
 * 4) WYSIWYG
 * 5) Elvis - Eliminated

Once more the stock bot manages to scrap its way ahead as Elvis fails to move from the starting line. Wedgehog sped its way around as Killertron and Scrapper made steady progress

WYSIWYG vs Wedgehog
Winner: WYSIWYG

WYSIWYG zips around Wedgehog and bashes it into submission, then in a slightly weaker version of Robot the Bruce vs Wedgehog, WYSIWYG slams Wedgehog onto the Grill.

Killertron vs Scrapper
Winner: Killertron

Moving tentatively, Killertron bashes Scrapper. Scrapper turns and uses its cutting discs only for Killertron to deliver an axe blow on top of Scrapper, knocking out the safety link. Scrapper is then fed to the House Robots.

Heat Final
Winner: Killertron

The stock bot purposefully kills itself by driving into a House Robot while Killertron moves in and hits the top with its axe.

Heat B
Competing Robots: Robot The Bruce, The Demolisher, Leighbot, Mortis, Uglybot, Torque of the Devil

Gauntlet

 * 1) The Demolisher
 * 2) Mortis
 * 3) Torque of the Devil
 * 4) Robot the Bruce
 * 5) Uglybot
 * 6) Leighbot - Eliminated

Leighbot tries to use its fan but gets stuck on the two blocks as Shunt slams into it and pushes it further back.

Trial

 * Football


 * 1) Mortis
 * 2) The Demolisher
 * 3) Uglybot
 * 4) Robot the Bruce
 * 5) Torque of the Devil - Eliminated

As the other robots were boxy and more capable of using their speed to get a goal, Torque of the Devil was too slow and what's worse is that it was against Robot the Bruce who was just the right shape to get a goal.

The Demolisher vs Robot the Bruce
Winner: Robot the Bruce

Easy win here, The Demolisher rams Robot the Bruce but managed to topple itself.

Mortis vs Uglybot
Winner: Uglybot

Oh dear...err I guess Mortis tried its best but the track gets damaged by Uglybot's circular saw blade.

Heat Final
Winner: Uglybot

In a SHOCKING turn of events, Robot the Bruce accidentally drove onto the Grill allowing the surprising Uglybot to somehow win!

Heat C
Competing Robots: Cruella, Bodyhammer, Prince of Darkness, Cunning Plan, Plunderbird 1, Dreadnaut

Gauntlet

 * 1) Prince of Darkness
 * 2) Bodyhammer
 * 3) Plunderbird 1
 * 4) Cunning Plan
 * 5) Cruella
 * 6) Dreadnaut - Eliminated

Dreadnaut fails to move and starts smoking, they try to fix it but Dreadnaut fails to get going.

Trial

 * British Bulldog


 * 1) Plunderbird 1
 * 2) Bodyhammer
 * 3) Cruella
 * 4) Cunning Plan
 * 5) Prince of Darkness - Eliminated

Despite its impressive Gauntlet run, PoD is quickly attacked by the House Robots who deflate its tire meaning the robot couldn't progress.

Cunning Plan vs Bodyhammer
Winner: Cunning Plan

Despite its small size, the annoying Cunning Plan was far more aggressive in attacking Bodyhammer, slamming it into submission before it somehow conked out.

Cruella vs Plunderbird 1
Winner: Plunderbird 1

Cruella may have the wedge but Plunderbird 1 has the weapons. The weapons cause enough damage to win a Judges Decision.

Heat Final
Winner: Plunderbird 1

Cunning Planning rams Plunderbird but the weaponry smashes the front end, destroying the armour at the front before getting itself wedged on the Grill.

Heat D
Competing Robots: Eubank the Mouse, Shogun, Wharthog, Roadblock, Bugs, REALI-T

Gauntlet

 * 1) Wharthog
 * 2) REALI-T
 * 3) Roadblock
 * 4) Shogun
 * 5) Bugs
 * 6) Eubank the Mouse - Eliminated

By being a stockbot and not wanting to repeat the WYSIWYG controversy, Eubank takes a dive almost immediately and gains little distance.

Trial

 * Snooker


 * 1) Roablock
 * 2) Wharthog
 * 3) Shogun
 * 4) Bugs
 * 5) REALI-T - Eliminated

Roadblock's large size meant lots of the balls we easily scooped up. The rest managed to get at least 1 ball except REALI-T whose round shape and design is not built for scooping up balls and thus it loses.

Wharthog vs Roadblock
Winner: Wharthog

The low wedges face off but its Wharthog who manages to be lower and faster. It surprisingly takes care of Roadblock by driving it across the arena to win via a Judges Decision

Bugs vs Shogun
Winner: Bugs

Shogun's lack of reliability comes to bite it on the arse as Bugs manages to ram it (tap it slightly) and somehow win.

Heat Final
Winner: Bugs

Despite its poor performance in the Gauntlet and Trial, Bugs comes out on top...only because Wharthog charged into the side wall and got stuck.

Heat E
Competing Robots: Skarab, Barry, Psychosprout, Full Metal Anorak, Nemesis, T.R.A.C.I.E.

Gauntlet

 * 1) Skarab
 * 2) Full metal Anorak
 * 3) T.R.A.C.I.E.
 * 4) Psychosprout
 * 5) Nemesis
 * 6) Barry - Eliminated

Pretty much the same as real life.

Trial

 * Labyrith


 * 1) Full Metal Anorak
 * 2) Psychosprout
 * 3) Nemesis
 * 4) Skarab
 * 5) T.R.A.C.I.E. - Eliminated

T.R.A.C.I.E. has never been very good at turning so tight corners with House Robots everywhere...it was a recipe for disaster.

Psychosprout vs Full Metal Anorak
Winner: Full Metal Anorak

I mean it wasn't hard was it?

Skarab vs Nemesis
Winner: Skarab

Skarab's weaponry certainly won points with the axe and Nemesis catches fire. It goes to a judges decision but Skarab wins by all points.

Heat Final
Winner: Skarab

Skarab was heavier and had the better weaponry. What else can be said?

Heat F
Competing Robots:Vector of Armageddon, Recyclopse, SAT'arn, Detonator, Grunt, The Blob

Gauntlet

 * 1) Vector of Armageddon
 * 2) Detonator
 * 3) Recyclopse
 * 4) Grunt
 * 5) The Blob
 * 6) SAT'arn - Eliminated

SAT'arn attempts to use the ramp but ends up falling off.

Trial

 * Sumo


 * 1) Grunt
 * 2) Detonator
 * 3) Recyclopse
 * 4) Vector of Armageddon
 * 5) The Blob - Eliminated

Despite how quick VoA was defeated by Shunt, The Blob was even quicker. It's larger and blocky shape managed to make it an easy target, just one shove ended The Blob's run quickly.

Detonator vs Grunt
Winner: Detonator

Grunt takes a dive by driving across the arena and getting itself wedge and open for the House Robots.

Recyclopse vs Vector of Armageddon
Winner: Recyclopse

The smaller Vector of Armageddon was hard to flip but once the tongue got underneath, one flip ended VoA.

Heat Final
Winner: Detonator

Recyclopse starts off well but a chain comes loose and Detonator scrapes through with ease.

Grand Final
Winner: Bugs

Top Three
 * 1) Bugs
 * 2) Plunderbird
 * 3) Uglybot

NOTE: Elimination is in order of ranking according to Random.Org The rumble begins, Killertron the favourites goes out first in a shocking turn of events. It attempts to damage Detonator, getting in an axe blow, but the axe gets stuck. Detonator conks out and Killertron unable to move is also eliminated. Skarab slowly creeps around to but is bashed by Bugs, Uglybot and Plunderbird 1 and quickly jams ts axe down, but gets the axe stuck in the ground and unable to move. Three remain and Uglybot simply dies from exhaustion leaving Plunderbird to tackle Bugs. Bugs is faster and aggressive, bashing the sides of Plunderbird but the match ends. It goes to a judges decision and the small Bugs wins on aggression and control.

So there we have it, according to Randomised results, Bugs becomes the Series 1 champion! Comment below on how you'd interpret this version of Series 1 if you desire!