User blog:NJGW/NJGW's terrible live reaction threads

Inspired by how spontaneously endearing Toon Ganondorf's coverage of his own live reaction comments were, I thought I'd post my own live reactions. The thing with mine, is that I do live reaction threads on Twitter every week, and because it's Twitter, the tweets are incredibly, incredibly done on the spur of the moment, which just means it's a bunch of short tweets with caps lock on most of the time (that's if I even tweet about every battle. I forget to tweet at times). Also, I may as well go through all of the episodes from last series as well, although I might not find every tweet from those episodes. But anyway, for the last time, I warn you: this is ME reacting LIVE to ROBOT WARS.

Episode 1

 * '''"Sir Killalot is bae"

Yes, he is'''
 * Pretty much the first thing everybody tweeted


 * YES JOHN REID, MY DADDY
 * ''I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry. If you think this is bad, you should feel for my sister, who watches the episodes with me. Although to be fair, she reacts in similar ways, so maybe we should both be sorry...


 * OH GOD
 * Razer. Pit.


 * YESSS, TAKE THAT, BEHEMOTH. NOW PLEASE WIN, JOHN, PLEASE.
 * ''Look, Behemoth, I don't hate you. I just get very passionate about John Reid and Terrorhurtz. Very passionate.


 * OF ALL THINGS TO HAPPEN TO TERRORHURTZ THEY GET A FUCKING RING STUCK ON THEIR WHEEL
 * VERY passionate


 * HAHAHAHAHA OH MY
 * Behemoth driving into the pit.

Episode 2

 * time to live tweet about robot wars and the inevitable demise of my favourite: tough as nails
 * I regret the day I tweeted this. I did it the following week as well, and due to popular demand, it became a meme from that point on.


 * the only passable reason for them to bottle it is if thor wins the heat.


 * PLEASE GET THROUGH, TAN.


 * OKAY THEN, DON'T. CHEERS, LADS.

say goodbye to ur wheels
 * oh god, it's chimera
 * When the layout is terrible like above, it's because my tweet itself started with the chimera part, then had an empty line, followed by the "say goodbye to ur wheels" in the same tweet


 * oh.
 * It lost its wheels.


 * THORRRRR
 * I may have enjoyed its Head-to-Head dominance too much.


 * YESSS THOR LETTING OUT MY TERRORHURTZ BOTTLING RAGE
 * VERY, VERY passionate.


 * hahaha, i give up
 * Me after Thor lost to Shockwave in the heat final.

Episode 3

 * time to live tweet about robot wars and the inevitable demise of my favourite: big nipper
 * I did warn you.


 * time for my agenda against dantomkia to be a thing again.
 * Hey, Dantomkia, I do genuinely only think that you're overrated, but in a live reaction episode if you dare to ruin my dreams, you'll feel the wrath.


 * BIG NIPPER, MY SON.
 * I saw Big Nipper.


 * OH MY GOD.
 * When Supernova went into the pit.


 * AND NICK WESTON BREATHES AGAIN
 * Me, with slightly raised blood pressure, reacting to Big Nipper nearly going down the pit in the melee.


 * lol bye king b, out of the arena, pal.


 * OH MY GOD, MATILDA, YOU WH*RE.
 * I didn't like Matilda flipping King B Remix out.


 * dantomkia agenda confirmed.
 * me when Dantomkia still got an OotA on King B Remix even when it didn't. (yes, that was a very well timed attack, Dantomkia).


 * OH NO, GOODBYE BIG NIPPER
 * When ur against TR2.


 * IM NOT ANGRY IM JUST DISAPPOINTED (I'm angry)
 * Yeah, Alex Brown, you shouldn't have beat Big Nipper, mate.


 * "you can sex a dinosaur"
 * hi, Dara.


 * THE DANTOMKIA TEAM HAVE MOUNTAIN DEW - AGENDA CONFIRMED EVEN MORE.
 * Self-explanatory.


 * DARA, WHAT ARE YOU ON TONIGHT
 * bum axe.


 * A "BUM AXE" FOR GOODNESS SAKE"
 * yep.


 * I love you, simon harrison.
 * forever and always.


 * Jonathan's armament count is skyrocketing tonight
 * AND IT DID LAST NIGHT AS WELL. HE SAID IT AT LEAST THREE TIMES.


 * dantomkia vs big nipper is the decider, oh no.


 * oh king b, oh king b.


 * big nipper, you may be gone, but I am proud - you didn't bottle it like my other favs.


 * if tr2 bottles, I'll be salty, mind.
 * The Heat Final, that is.


 * yay
 * TR2 won.

Episode 4

 * time to live tweet about robot wars and the inevitable demise of my favourite: terror turtle (lol)


 * oh, sweeney todd, why?


 * kan-opener, my son!
 * I saw Kan-Opener.


 * I forgot terror turtle has a minibot, oh god.


 * ED HOPPITTTTTTT
 * I saw Ed Hoppitt.


 * eruption you beautiful child.


 * TURTLE SOUPER
 * When Terror Turtle got flipped out.


 * oh god, these head to heads aren't fair.
 * An ultra competitive lineup


 * oh, apollo, you naughty boys.
 * Goodbye, Dead Metal and Matilda.


 * eruption does not deserve this :-((
 * Cue a Diotoir rant ;)

Episode 5

 * time to live tweet about robot wars and the inevitable demise of my favourite: thermidor 2
 * Eh, I didn't really have a favourite at the time, but the meme needed its fuel.


 * though gabriel is hilarious so everything should be ace.


 * great, of course we have to see the generic dragons den trailer first.


 * CHOMPALOTTY
 * No, I didn't just add that y by accident now.


 * IAN HARVEY HAS A PONYTAIL NO WHY I NOW HATE THERMIDOR


 * pulsar should be gone there.


 * oh god, chompie!
 * When Chompalot was confirmed as through its melee.


 * GABRIEL
 * When I saw Gabriel.


 * GABRIEL
 * When Gabriel moved.


 * oh, chompalot, my wounded, precious pet
 * When Chompalot blew up.


 * When Debs was crying
 * When Debs was crying


 * NO
 * When Chompalot was confirmed as unable to continue.


 * GABRIEL :-((
 * The Ironside3 battle.


 * great, jonathan armament count + 1


 * oh, beast...


 * PLEASE, PULSAR


 * okay, nice.


 * by the way, go away, killalot, you fraud
 * THAT moment in the Pulsar vs. Ironside3 battle.


 * don't care who wins, but pulsar should
 * The Heat Final.


 * GIVE THOR THE WILDCARD.


 * THEY DIDN'T ANNOUNCE THE WILDCARD GO AWAY NOW I'LL CRY FOR A WEEK TO WAIT TO SEE IF THOR GOT IN.

Grand Final

 * time to live tweet about robot wars (for one last time :-( and the inevitable demise of my favourite: thor (if they get the wildcard)


 * GIVE THOR THE WILDCARD, YOU BAST*RDS.


 * THANK YOU, YOU BAST*RDS.


 * pulsar to drop out here, shockwave the other


 * DEAR GOD, THOR, MY BLOOD PRESSURE
 * Yeah, TR2 flipping Thor right next to the arena wall didn't help my mental state.


 * IT'S DAVID MOULDS.


 * SERIES 7 AGAIN OMG
 * The arena wall.


 * A GRAND FINAL DOES NOT EXCUSE A BOW-TIE, NOEL.
 * It really doesn't


 * THOR NO :-((((
 * Carbide happened.


 * PLEASE DON'T RETIRE, JASON.


 * NO, PLEASE, JASON.


 * Wow, fairplay, Apollo.
 * Was impressed with that victory vs. TR2.


 * i simultaneously love and hate the apollo team more than anything
 * Basically, they're so beautifully funny and expressive that it borders between "why are you so amazing" and "lads, please stop, I'm laughing too much". But yeah, I do love 'em.


 * DAMN YOU, REMOVABLE LINK.


 * YAY, CORPSE THOR.


 * YOU'LL LOSE, BUT YAY.


 * REALLY, MATILDA? REALLY
 * When Matilda flipped Thor out.


 * oh my
 * After Carbide vs. TR2


 * PLEASE AT LEAST LAST THE FINAL, APOLLO.


 * AMAZING


 * APOLLO, MY BOYBAND SONS

Battle of the Stars episode 1

 * time to live tweet about the ROBOT WARS CELEBRITY SPECIAL (part 1) and the inevitable demise of whoever


 * DARA DOESN'T HAVE SPOTLIGHTS ON HIM IN THE INTRO.


 * CRAIG, WHY ARE YOU HERE.
 * Craig Danby, that is.


 * JONATHANNNNNN
 * I get JP withdrawal symptoms very quickly.


 * WHAT WAS THAT - OH DEAR
 * I can't remember what fight this was relevant to.


 * lol, a robot got miss-gendered
 * I loved Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock's "it's a girl actually" comment.


 * oh god
 * Whichever battle of about five lasted 2 seconds.


 * OH MY GOD, YES
 * Angela vs. Dara.

Battle of the Stars episode 2

 * time to live tweet about the ROBOT WARS CELEBRITY CHRISTMAS SPECIAL (part 2) and the inevitable demise of THE D
 * An innuendo and my sweepstake.


 * Come on Jason/Will/John/Ellis/anybody not Robbie Savage.
 * I say, sarcastically. Man, Robbie on Robot Wars was always going to be great.


 * HE CALLED IT ROBO SAVAGE, DEAR GOD


 * THESE NAMES


 * JP
 * Jonathan Pearce spoke.


 * ROBBIE SAVAGE DABBED NO


 * come on THE D


 * JOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
 * I saw John Reid.


 * omg that attack
 * I loved that Soldier Ant attack on Dee.


 * WHERE'S MY MISTELTOE IT'S MATILDA
 * Quoting JP.


 * JP, STOP THESE HORRIBLE JOKES
 * His Rizzle Kicks references...


 * unlucky, soldier ant - I still love you
 * after the Kadeena Machina fight


 * at least robbie can moan again
 * When Robbie Savage got to the final.


 * ROBBIE SAVAGE GOT TO MORE GRAND FINALS THAN DOMINATOR 2 AND GRAVITY
 * Heh.

Episode 1

 * time to live tweet about robot wars and the inevitable demise of my favourite: terrorhurtz.

(though will thomas is the best person ever so)


 * AHHHH
 * When Robot Wars started.


 * JOHNNNN
 * I saw John Reid.


 * JOHNNNNNNN
 * John Reid spoke.


 * JOHNNNNN

ATHON PEARCE
 * When JP spoke. (I'm annoyed I used an O).


 * LUCY ROGERS' JACKET, MATE
 * That was very swell


 * JP MADE A TINDER JOKE
 * Sigh.


 * WHATTTTTTT
 * Me and my sister genuinely screamed and shouted that word repeatedly when Nuts 2 got thrown out like that. So, so good.


 * NOT THE AXE AGAIN.
 * Yeah, that's related to Terrorhurtz.


 * GABEANDWILLTHOMAS
 * I saw them.


 * IAN THOMAS' BEARD
 * I'm sorry.


 * GABE GOT THROUGH
 * He did! I'm so happy for him.


 * JP ARMAMENT COUNT


 * I'm genuinely distraught
 * That damage Terrorhurtz suffered against Sabretooth. Oh man.


 * at least John got p*ssed off
 * I LOVE angry John Reid.


 * dear god, aftershock
 * self explanatory.


 * aw, that's a shame
 * Rapid pulling out.


 * JELLYFISH LMAO


 * I LOVE THIS THING, MAN'


 * HAHAHAHHAHA
 * When it lost to Terrorhurtz instantly.


 * flying lessons for john here
 * And oh boy, he really did fly.


 * JOHN HAS A GOOGLY EYE
 * Terrorhurtz, that is. Not John Reid himself.


 * WHAT
 * When Terrorhurtz flew


 * oh, john, you tried so hard - I'm still proud


 * OH, GABE, YOU WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING
 * He looked so, so tired and mentality drained after that repair job. I love that.


 * that was hilariously incompetent
 * Yes, I genuinely loved Sabretooth vs. Jellyfish.


 * well done, will!