Flirty Skirty was a heavyweight robot that competed in Series 2 of Robot Wars, reaching the Arena stage. The team also entered Series 3 with Miss Ile and represented the Police in Extreme 1 with Shockwave.
Box-shaped, with yellow and black stripes, Flirty Skirty had an angle iron and aluminium chassis with a bodyshell made using material from a minibus, and was driven by two wheels powered by Volvo windscreen wiper motors. The motors, however, were not a perfect match for each other, and ran at slightly different speeds, causing driving problems. They also lacked power, giving Flirty Skirty a very slow top speed of just 2mph. Its main weapon was a compressed air pneumatic skirt on all four sides of the robot, which raised and lowered and was capable of lifting other robots. It narrowly weighed over then Heavyweight Limit.
Flirty Skirty competed in Heat L, the final heat of the Second Wars.
- "Oh, now, look, that's the perfect fit for the death trap! And the right colours too, it matches!"
- — Jonathan Pearce commentating on Flirty Skirty becoming trapped by the Sentinel
Flirty Skirty chose the Sentinel route and slowly drove down it. It was held up by the arena spike, but managed to get past the Sentinel's spike, but was too slow to get past before the Sentinel moved and pushed Flirty Skirty behind it, a position where the team couldn't see their robot. It lowered its skirts, but this did not help when Sir Killalot came in, lifted it up, and dropped it in the pit. This was, however, more than enough to get through to the Sumo trial, where Flirty Skirty faced Dead Metal.
- Albert Peter: " We've made a last minute modification to the robot, so, fingers crossed, we should be okay."
- Philippa Forrester: " What's your last minute modification?"
- Albert Peter: " We're gonna nail ourselves to the floorboards!"
- — Flirty Skirty's plan to survive in the Sumo
It used spikes attached to the skirts to try and dig in to the Sumo platform, but Dead Metal backed off and rammed with enough force to overcome the grip they provided and pushed Flirty Skirty off. The spikes kept it on long enough to qualify for the arena though, where Flirty Skirty was drawn against Havoc.
Havoc was considerably faster, and drove straight at Flirty Skirty twice before pushing it towards the PPZ. Flirty Skirty lifted its skirts, but this only lifted the front of Havoc up, and the drive wheels continued pushing Flirty Skirty into Sir Killalot. Killalot got underneath Flirty Skirty's bodyshell with his lance, breaking the mountings and lifting the shell off by pushing the lance through the frame, before pushing the 'naked' Flirty Skirty towards the flame pit. Cease was called before it got there, but Flirty Skirty was deemed immobilised and eliminated.
- "Up it goes...almost up...and off! Good gads, sir! You have disrobed Flirty Skirty!"
- — Jonathan Pearce reacting to Killalot's distinctly impolite treatment of the trapped robot
|FLIRTY SKIRTY - RESULTS|
|The Second Wars - UK Championship|
Heat, Arena Semi-Final
|Heat L, Gauntlet||10.5m (2nd)||Qualified|
|Heat L, Trial (Sumo)||10.63 Seconds (4th)||Qualified|
|Heat L, Semi-Final||vs. Havoc||Lost|
- Wins: 0
- Losses: 1
NOTE: Flirty Skirty's successful Gauntlet and Trial runs are not included
|Main Series||Flirty Skirty Series Record|
|The First Wars||Did not enter|
|The Second Wars||Heat, Arena Semi-Final|
|The Third Wars||Entered with Miss Ile|
|The Fourth Wars||Did not enter|
|The Fifth Wars||Did not enter|
|The Sixth Wars||Did not enter|
|The Seventh Wars||Did not enter|
|Series 8||Did not enter|
|Series 9||Did not enter|
|Series 10||Did not enter|
|Robot Wars Extreme||Appearances|
|Series 1||Entered with Shockwave|
|Series 2||Did not enter|