"Now with Sergeant Bash around, you'd be pretty stupid to cover your robot in fur. Either that, or be an arsonist with a lust for pyrotechnical destruction. Our next contenders don't look stupid, so make your own minds up, as we fire up the robots and get stuck in!"
This match featured Sergeant Bash and two flammable robots which were sprayed with paraffin before the event. The robots were Nemesis and Ramrombit, a sacrificial robot designed for this match and driven by George Francis.
"Would you look at that?! I can't believe it, Nemesis!"
— Jonathan Pearce notices the kebab and chef's hat on Nemesis before the fight begins
Nemesis, garbed in a chef's hat and sporting kebabs, started the battle by darting behind Sergeant Bash, and was in fact the second robot to be caught, with Ramrombit the first to be set on fire, soon followed by Nemesis, who lost the chef's hat after a sharp turn. After a while, a small explosion came from Nemesis, probably from an area particularly well doused in paraffin.
"I hope you like your kebab well cooked! I don't think this is gonna last long. For goodness' sake, don't try this at home, any of you; these are trained roboteers - would you believe it?!"
— Jonathan Pearce, as Nemesis explodes
Both robots felt the need to go in on the attack, pushing against Sergeant Bash, whilst Ramrombit sparked. Ramrombit, bits of its cape lining the arena, started spewing red smoke towards the end. As this was an exhibition fight, no winner was announced.
"Mmm. That looks like the tastiest barbecue I've ever seen"