"Robot Wars has launched into cyberspace. Roboteers invading the internet, beating up computer viruses. The thing is, four veterans from Robot Wars all think their website is best. There's only one way we sort an argument like that out on Robot Wars – by letting them kick the hell out of each other! Let's get stuck in."
Craig Charles

The Internet Insurrection was a one-off battle shown during the Grudge Matches episode of Robot Wars: The Second Wars. The battle was a four-way melee between four teams who claimed to have the best website at the time.

Competing RobotsEdit

Bodyhammer (II)
Weight 77.0kg
Dimensions 0.8 x 0.8 x 0.65m
Speed 15mph
Turning Circle 0m
Ground Clearance 5mm
Power 1 x 24V battery
Weapons 6' circular saw
Notes Robin and Andrew work in the nuclear power industry
From: Gloucester
Team Members: Robin Herrick, David Gribble & Andrew Dayton-Lovett
Corporal punishment s2 arena
Corporal Punishment
Weight 76.1kg
Dimensions 1.35 x 0.78 x 0.45m
Speed 15mph
Turning Circle 0m
Ground Clearance 0mm
Power 4 x 12V batteries
Weapons Lifting scoop/prongs
Notes Previously entered a featherweight called Vector of Armageddon
From: Romford
Team Members: Adam Clark
Weight 79.4kg
Dimensions 1.3 x 0.7 x 0.2m
Speed 19mph
Turning Circle 1m
Ground Clearance 13mm
Power 2 x 12V batteries
Weapons Lifting arm
Notes Weapon powered by linear actuators
From: The University of Reading
Team Members: Oliver Steeples & Ben Steeples
Killerhurtz S2
Weight 77.8kg
Dimensions 1.15 x 0.8 x 0.4m
Speed 15mph
Turning Circle 1m
Ground Clearance 10mm
Power 8 x 20V batteries
Weapons Pneumatic axe
Notes Axe is custom built, weighs 7lb and generates 800kg of force
From: Oxford
Team Members: John Reid, Dominic Parkinson & Rebecca Reaston-Brown

Internet InsurrectionEdit

Griffon vs Killerhurtz vs Bodyhammer vs Corporal PunishmentEdit

Internet insurrection

Griffon flips over Sergeant Bash


Killerhurtz is turned over by Shunt

Corporal Punishment made the first early charge on Griffon, pushing it towards the PPZ. Meanwhile, Killerhurtz attacked Matilda, breaking the chain on her chainsaw, but was then pressured by Sergeant Bash as it lay statuesque in the PPZ, but Griffon came to its rescue, getting in underneath the Sergeant and then overturning the House Robot, much to the delight of all of the teams. Meanwhile, Corporal Punishment rammed Matilda, while Killerhurtz was dragged away by Shunt and overturned, and Bodyhammer beached Matilda on its steep wedge, but was freed by Dead Metal.

Internet insurrection 2

Bodyhammer underneath Dead Metal

Shunt matilda vs griffon

Griffon is attacked by Shunt and Matilda

Shunt continued with the punishment of Killerhurtz, re-righting it, but leaving the immobile machine on the flame pit. Griffon then attacked Shunt, but failed to lift it, while Bodyhammer was under attack from Dead Metal, who grabbed it, but let it escape, and came back for another ram on the House Robot. Meanwhile, Corporal Punishment had become immobilised, as it was trapped under Sergeant Bash. Griffon then tried to overturn Dead Metal, but the House Robot trapped it on a spike, forcing Griffon to retreat. Matilda then lifted Griffon up, and fired her spark shooter. As cease was called, Matilda pushed Griffon into Bodyhammer, who had wedged itself underneath Dead Metal, immobilising both robots.

"All I wanted to do this time is take over a house robot. Sorry blokes!"
— Oliver Steeples to the House Robots

Winner: Griffon


  • This battle was the first occasion where all of the competing robots ignored each other and only attacked the House Robots.
  • During the battle, Griffon became the first competitor to turn Sergeant Bash over with a lifting or flipping weapon of any kind.
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