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"And it is! This is one of the heaviest in its class...the lifting arm and spike could mean that its all "gorgonz-over" for opponents!"
Jonathan Pearce introduces The Big Cheese to Robot Wars

The Big Cheese (also known as Big Cheese) was the first of two cheese-based machines entered by Roger Plant and Team Big Cheese. It exclusively competed in Series 3 of Robot Wars. The interior of the machine featured guided missile and submarine components, as Roger Plant was a mini-submarine pilot, who decribed the robot as "quite fast, very maneuverable and very dangerous", however the robot only had a top speed of 5mph.

The robot was a large classic wedge shaped robot, designed to look like a piece of cheese. It was armed with a large red lifting arm that was easily capable of lifting a Mini Cooper as well as lifting its opponents high in the air and pitting them. The lifting arm was rear-hinged rather than front-hinged as such weapons tended to be at the time. A bladed tip allowed for extra damage. The Big Cheese was very powerful, capable of lifting even Sergeant Bash into the air with little apparent effort.

Unbeknown to most, there was another heavyweight machine that was to be entered for Series 3 called The Big Cheese. It was made by Liverdyne Robotics, but it was not completed in time for the main competition, and the team halted production after discovering that the name had been taken.

After Roger Plant fell out with the Robot Wars producers at the end of Series 5 filming, all of his machines were sold, The Big Cheese was sold on eBay to an un-known buyer for £500, but has since been sold to a now-known buyer for £50, and is currently being overhauled in order to return to running condition.

In the previous series, Roger Plant by himself entered with The Mule, and in Series 4 and Series 5 (and the first series of Extreme), Team Big Cheese entered with the more successful Wheely Big Cheese.

Series Record

Series 3

The Big Cheese

The Big Cheese in the arena

The Big Cheese participated in Heat E of the Third Wars. In the first round of the heat, The Big Cheese was placed up against newcomers to the main competition in Shrapnel. In the battle, despite Shrapnel boasting a very high weight and a very low clearance, The Big Cheese easily got underneath it with its lifting arm after approaching its sluggish opponent. Team Big Cheese's machine used this advantage to lift up Shrapnel, high above the ground. The Big Cheese then carried it effortlessly over to the pit of oblivion and dropped it in, declaring it the winner of the battle and easily putting it through to the next round of the heat.

Philippa Forrester: "You've taken over from Sir Killalot's job haven't you? Its usually his job dumping robots in the pit."
Roger Plant: "Well he was absent, I mean...he's not here, we'll do his job for him. When he is here, we might do his job for him - with him."
Philippa Forrester: "Oh! Fighting talk from Roger."
— Post-Shrapnel battle
Big Cheese pits Anorakaphobia

The Big Cheese cunningly pits Anorakaphobia

In the second round of the heat, The Big Cheese was placed up against another newcomer to the main competition in Anorakaphobia, this robot being a far quicker adversary than Shrapnel, forcing the more sluggish Big Cheese machine to chase after it throughout the entire battle. Anorakaphobia spent a lot of time trying to dodge away from the dreaded lifting arm of The Big Cheese, trying to create its own run-up to hit the previous heat-finalists side on with its axe weapon. Later on in the battle, in a skillful and lucky move, The Big Cheese finally got near to its opponent, trapped Anorakaphobia's active hammer between the arm and the wedge, giving it a dragging advantage. This allowed The Big Cheese to easily steer the less powerful Anorakaphobia forward towards the pit of oblivion, before pitting Anorakaphobia, putting it through to the heat final stage of the heat.

Craig Charles: "Is this the biggest robot in the competition?"
Roger Plant: "No, but it's the best."
— Post-battle

What followed was a battle that was voted the best battle of the series: future champions Chaos 2 up against The Big Cheese, with Roger Plant's machine starting stronger. This was the first and only battle that saw The Big Cheese against another veteran team.

"Really for the first time, in this heat, in danger, Chaos 2"
— Jonathan Pearce after The Big Cheese's first move
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The Big Cheese lifts Sergeant Bash

At the start of the battle, The Big Cheese slid beneath Chaos 2's side, using a Roadblock-esque move, combined with its lifter, to tip the championship favourites onto its side, but it wasn't quite enough to get it all the way over, and the future champions came back down to the floor. The two machines then danced around each other before Chaos 2 then flipped The Big Cheese when the two met head on. Chaos 2 charged it over to the flame pit and flipped it against the arena wall, accidentally righting it. The Big Cheese then fought back, coming in side on and flipping Chaos 2 over, and pushing it against the arena wall. However, The Big Cheese then gave it room to self-right, and Chaos 2 did. Chaos 2 then retaliated, flipping The Big Cheese. The Big Cheese came very close to self-righting, but just couldn't tip back onto its wheels, as Chaos 2 was trying to hold it in place. The lifter slowly closed and it was then attacked by House Robots after a spin of delight from Chaos 2. However, after Sir Killalot had caused damage to its side, righted it and placed it on the arena floor flipper, The Big Cheese escaped and attacked Sergeant Bash, lifting the Sergeant off the ground, until his rear half detatched and fell to the ground. It was only when Sir Killalot joined in that The Big Cheese toppled over from the weight. Cease was eventually called and The Big Cheese was eliminated from the competition.

At the end of the series, The Big Cheese was nominated for the Best Engineered Award, however it lost to the robot that also beat it in the main competition, Chaos 2.

Results

THE BIG CHEESE - RESULTS
Series 3
The Third Wars - UK Championship
Heat Final
Heat E, Round 1 vs. Shrapnel Won
Heat E, Round 2 vs. Anorakaphobia Won
Heat E, Final vs. Chaos 2 Lost

Wins/Losses

  • Wins: 2
  • Losses: 1

Series Record

  • Series 1: Did not enter
  • Series 2: Entered with The Mule
  • Series 3: Heat Final
  • Series 4-5: Entered with Wheely Big Cheese
  • Series 6-7: Did not enter

Appearances in Merchandise

Trivia

Cheese Cats

"At the moment, he's all nice and peacefully asleep, but when you wake him up, he's very dangerous indeed"

  • The Big Cheese was nominated for the Best Engineered Award, but missed out to Chaos 2, the robot that defeated it in the main competition.
  • The Big Cheese's heat final battle against Chaos 2 was voted Best Battle of the Series.
  • Ironically, The Big Cheese and Chaos 2, who met in the final of their heat, were the only losing heat finalists in Series 2 to reach that stage in the following war.
  • The interior of the machine featured guided missile and submarine components, as Roger Plant was a mini-submarine pilot.
  • The Big Cheese weighed more than the model of Wheely Big Cheese that immediately succeeded it.
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