It's been quite a long time since I created a blog, thought I'd try a ranking that's a little bit different. I think most people agree that introducing the 4-way melees for Series 6 was an unqualified success after Series 5's mostly disappointing Head-to-Head format in Round 1. It was successful enough to give us three more series of 4-way melees afterwards, and what better way to celebrate such a beloved opening round format than by ranking every single fight of its kind? I aim to get through a couple of fights per update, but I'm not expecting this to be a blog updated particularly often due to university work, perhaps twice a week.
I chose to rank these 76 melees purely based on how I feel about each fight, not with scoring each battle with marks, and this is strictly my opinion of course, not one where I am trying to be objective. With that out of the way, let's get cracking, shall we?
76. Frostbite vs HIGH-5 vs Supernova vs Wyrm (Series 9, Heat D)
A truly grim spectacle
We kick things off with this Series 9 melee. Clearly set up as a melee for Supernova to go to town on all three opponents, I was really excited to see what this upgraded version of Supernova could do. Sadly, we hardly get to see it at all in this fight. HIGH-5 had perhaps the worst opening round death in Robot Wars since Twister in Series 5 (for about 10 seconds), with a bump from Wyrm killing them instantly.
Yet somehow, this wasn't even the worst immobilisation of the fight. Having remarkably scored a kill, Wyrm decides to drive straight into the arena wall and... it just stops dead. Supernova did get a fantastic initial attack on Frostbite, but this is completely overshadowed by their Head-to-Head encounter later on in the same heat, and it only produced one further attack in the whole melee, chipping away at an already immobile HIGH-5. This should have been perhaps the most destructive-filled fight of the series, yet what we got instead was a terrible fight with three very substandard robots compared to the bulk of the reboot era.
75. Apex vs Crushtacean vs Ironside 3 vs Pulsar (Series 9, Heat D)
Not the last time Apex would take off in this arena...
Yikes, both of 9D's melees have taken my bottom 2 slots. On paper, this looked like a set of robots that could have caused a serious amount of damage in this fight. In reality, what we got was a disappointing mess. A lot of people were looking forward to seeing Crushtacean return to Robot Wars in Series 9, and to see it be knocked out by one Ironside 3 hit so unceremoniously felt like such a waste for a popular classic era robot, especially as we know from Series 7 that Crushtacean doesn't like spinners. Putting it against three felt like the worst possible outcome for Crushtacean.
Apex was arguably even more disappointing though, being knocked out by Pulsar soon after Crushtacean was killed off. That neither of the hits were especially appealing to watch doesn't help the case of this fight either I think, and the lack of atmosphere which many reboot fights had was shown starkly in this fight in particular. I think the problem both of 9D's melees had was that I thought they both looked really exciting on paper for very different reasons, and both failed to live up to the hype for me spectacularly. What makes me put this one just above Supernova's melee is the fact that the KOes were actually because of spinner hits, not because of bumps.
74. Hassocks Hog vs Hot Pants vs Ming 3 vs Spam (Series 6, Heat H)
Did anyone else notice how loose Spam's top panel was throughout the fight?
When I started rewatching every melee for this blog, what took me by surprise was how mixed the melee quality in Series 6 actually was relative to the other three series I'm looking at in this blog. Series 6 is often praised for its melees compared to other series, and while a large chunk of them are still entertaining, Hassocks Hog vs Hot Pants vs Ming 3 vs Spam is certainly not one of them. This is a long-lasting melee, which usually serves this type of fight well, but this one had very little in it which I found entertaining. Ming 3 fails to breach Hassocks Hog numerous times for a crush throughout the fight, Hassocks Hog itself spends half of the fight driving around in circles, Hot Pants dies after its first attack and Spam just sort of survive until the end by doing very little.
The effective attacks are few and far between, though Hot Pants' single axe blow actually wasn't that bad, despite seemingly killing it as well, while Ming 3 does get a couple of good grips on Spam. Ming 3 also got a nice opportunistic attack in to pit Spam as well; I'm not entirely convinced that Hassocks Hog should have been eliminated by the judges considering Behemoth was given the benefit of the doubt later on in the same series at Tridentate's expense, but that may be a problem with that melee more than this one.
73. Cobra vs Kronic the Wedgehog vs Pinser vs The Kraken (Series 7, Heat J)
That the one robot to really do anything conked out is a bitter shame
There really is very little to say about this fight, because as long as it is, very, very little actually happens in it. Did you know this fight is nearly 4 minutes long, and doesn't even have any replays either? Kronic gets a couple of decent attacks early on, as does Pinser, but all of the mildly interesting stuff involving the competitors happens within about the first minute. Cobra loses drive on one side almost from the very start, Pinser has a very disappointing breakdown over the Flame Jet, Kronic is anonymous for half the fight and The Kraken's weapon is just... crap. This melee is a proper yawn-fest. The saving graces come in the form of Jonathan Pearce's commentary in the latter half of the fight, and Mr Psycho trying to run over Cobra.
72. Chimera 2 vs Concussion vs Tauron vs Thor (Series 9, Heat C)
Fear not, fans of Series 9, this will be the last one for a while. This is the last of the three major duds of a melee which I'd say Series 9 produced. This melee completes a bottom 5 which I feel is far below the rest of the pack. Tauron's early immobilisation was really disappointing, especially since its weapon actually seemed alright. Concussion also had a lot of hype going for it from the start of the series, and while it did seem to be the cause of the immobilisations of both Tauron and Chimera 2, it did so without any visual appeal to the audience, and in ways that didn't really bring its spinner properly into the fray.
Thor's also lurking in this melee, and to its credit, gets a couple of good axe blows on Chimera 2, and at least it survived the melee, which is more than can be said for the others; even Concussion lost drive on one side somehow. Chimera 2 itself showed a lot of clear external improvements from Series 8, but still wasn't able to show off its weapon at all, and wasn't able to get under anything at any point. Overall, not the worst of the worst, but a melee which left a lot to be desired thanks to multiple poor breakdowns once again.
71. Demolition Man vs Double Trouble vs Fluffy vs Kan-Opener (Series 6, Heat F)
Great attack, but could have done with being further into the fight
I really wish I could like this melee, but it's one of the few S6 melees where both of the beaten robots get defeated in an unsatisfactory, quick way. While Demolition Man did seem to convince JP of its potential, I'm not sure how many others it did, certainly not me. I certainly believed in Kan-Opener more, but it suffered a case of being unable to let go of its opponent, the first of several instances of this happening. As a result, with Fluffy's attack on Kan-Opener's side, the hammerhead shark conked out, and Demolition Man soon followed.
I liked the aggressiveness of Double Trouble, as it got a few good slams in, but one thing I did realise in this battle: what happened to Double Trouble's front panel? We miss what I can only presume was a very nice attack by Fluffy on its front which tore it completely off, yet it's not even commented on by Jonathan Pearce, let alone seen on camera. There were a lot of sparks in this fight, and I'm one who likes visual appeal, so that certainly was a plus for me, seeing some solid connections from the spinners in this fight later on after the others had already been beaten. What holds this fight back in the end, is questionable editing, and the way Kan-Opener and Demolition Man were both killed off too early; even if one had survived for longer this fight would have been a lot more exciting than it was.
70. Devastator vs Ewe 2 vs Saw Point 2 vs Tornado (Series 7, Heat E)
Hardly devastating
To think, if Series 7 had opened with the reigning champions like Series 4, 5 and 6 had, this would have been the opening fight of the series instead of M2's melee. You can see why Heats A and E were changed: this is a cakewalk for Tornado without being as entertaining as Series 6's own Reigning Champions Melee.
The trouble is that Tornado's three opponents were all unable to do what I think they were meant to achieve for the viewers. Ewe 2 was able to attempt numerous flips early on, but not one attack was really successful, and the flipper did eventually stop completely. Devastator's spinner was very disappointing, and it spent half of its time in the CPZ, the other half getting completely bullied by Tornado. Sawpoint 2 seemed to me a robot that was meant to get completely trashed, but didn't, and actually put on a respectable show for a while at least. Once it did stop working, Ewe 2 then took an agonisingly long time to pit Sawpoint 2. Hardly great defence JP, just poor pushing power from Ewe 2, and then the fight was ended by one of the most unceremonial pittings of all time when Devastator got pincered. Nothing was especially poor about this fight, but there was also very, very little to make people think that there was anything to shout about either.
69. The Stag vs UFO vs Vader vs Wild Thing 2 (Series 6, Heat E)
UFO may well be the most forgettable robot of Series 6 in my opinion. Should have had the Series 7 version ready and here instead...
Not the last time Team Vader and The Stag would meet, but this was the more lacklustre encounter between the two for me. The melee gets off to a good start, with The Stag getting a nice grip on Wild Thing 2, while Vader takes off The Stag's tyre and delivering a decent hit on the pincers soon after. Unfortunately, after this opening exchange, the rest of the melee felt quite limited. Wild Thing 2's weapon caused very little damage to either UFO or Vader, while UFO remained pretty anonymous during the bulk of the fight, only being notable when it came to absorbing a Vader hit and when it pitted an already beaten Stag. and nearly following it in.
Vader and Wild Thing 2's little exchange in this melee also felt very similar to their heat final later on, as neither robot is able to really get on top of one another in a dominant fashion, although it was clear that Wild Thing 2 had the edge both times. Vader's weapon stopping added a little bit of tension at the end as it gave UFO a chance, but it was too near the end of the fight after doing so little to give the decision any room for doubt as to who would go through. We should have gotten The Stag's chicken roasted over the Flame Pit in this fight too.
68. Bulldog Breed vs Kat 3 vs Revenge of Trouble & Strife vs Spin Doctor (Series 6, Heat K)
Bulldog Breed fells the first of the three non-self-righters...
There's no doubting that this was the battle where Bulldog Breed had begun to better itself after a rather weak Series 5 performance, if I may say so myself. It's this form which won the Tag Team Terror in Extreme 2, and just like that tournament, Bulldog Breed cleared up in this melee as well. It got a couple of brilliant flips early on against Spin Doctor and Revenge of trouble & Strife, but I was a bit frustrated to see it fail to self-right, something RoTaS would do in four fights in total, including all three of its defeats. Not really good enough for a flipper this late on into Robot Wars.
Kat 3 wasn't good enough in this fight either, missing its one axe blow before the weapon just stopped working at all. Spin Doctor was felled by a second Bulldog Breed attack, and like the others, could not self-right. At least Sergeant Bash was able to cause some good damage on its underside, and hey, we got a good roll from the Floor Flipper out of it at least! Mind you, Bulldog Breed wasn't the only flipper with initials of BB to singlehandedly beat three robots in a melee...
67. Bigger Brother vs Colossus vs Typhoon 2 vs U.R.O. (Series 7, Heat O)
Bigger and better than ever?
… which leads me into this melee. Like Bulldog Breed, Bigger Brother completely clears up, but I'd argue Bigger Brother does it even more emphatically than Bulldog Breed. The biggest problem with this fight is that Bigger Brother's three opponents all had weapons which failed to work. Neither Typhoon 2 nor U.R.O. showed any signs of spinning, and Colossus' flipper had issues as well. Even Bigger Brother's flipper stopped working after it had already defeated all of its opponents!
Nevertheless, I think this melee is a little more fun than Bulldog Breed's, with Colossus being able to provide some entertainment after already being counted out, and the extent of the damage is greater than that of Bulldog Breed's. Other than that, the two fights are very, very similar, and both are melees I have little desire to rewatch for a long while yet.
66. Beast vs Crazy Coupe 88 vs Gabriel vs Infernal Contraption (Series 8, Heat E)
Technically the most impressive attack of the fight, but it's hardly Apollo or Eruption, is it?
Series 8 becomes the last of the four series to make its first appearance on this list. As much as I enjoy Gabriel, this is a fight which has very little going for any of the four combatants. The most notable attacks come from Beast, a grand total of 2 at that, while Gabriel was able to get a couple of glancing blows on Infernal Contraption.
Sadly, the other two didn't even get that. Infernal Contraption spent most of the fight out of control, before falling into the pit, while Crazy Coupe seemed to be completely forgotten altogether, becoming immobilised after driving into the clutches of Dead Metal. Unfortunately, there's little to say about this fight, because it's just so... empty. Thankfully it didn't drag as it was over in about 70 seconds, so it isn't as low as something like Pinser's melee, but it's not a fight worth shouting about either.
65. Bamm Bamm vs Black and Blue vs Daisy-Cutter vs Firestorm 5 (Series 7, Heat P)
And so a two-time Dutch Grand Finalist falls just like that
There is no doubt that Firestorm 5 performs exactly as it was expected to in this fight. Bamm Bamm was defeated with brutal, no-nonsense efficiency, while Black and Blue just sort of died by itself in disappointing fashion. What bugs me about this melee was how quickly it finished. Bamm Bamm was only able to get one swing in with its hammer/axe before it was beaten, while Black and Blue didn't showcase its weapons at all before one half was pitted.
Daisy-Cutter did get a couple of decent strikes in, but its laborious pace makes it a far less entertaining full-body-spinner to watch than, say, Corkscrew or Typhoon 2. Firestorm 5 did get some good attacks in, but it didn't do it in an especially entertaining manner; it's a robot clearly designed to win first unspectacularly and possibly mess around later, which is by no means a bad thing, but reduces its entertainment value compared to the Gravitys or Tsunamis of this series.
64. Chaos 2 vs Destructosaur vs Iron-Awe 2 vs Mighty Mouse (Series 6, Heat C)
A glorious moment, but not enough to save the rest of the fight
I think I might get butchered for this. The Chaos 2 flip on Iron-Awe 2 was genuinely fantastic, and one of my favourite Chaos 2 OotAs, but the rest of the fight is... terrible. That this one special attack happened so early in the fight doesn't help it either. I've never found Mighty Mouse's running away act particularly funny or entertaining, it's JP's commentary more than the act which makes it slightly enjoyable; Chaos 2 also doesn't get another flip in the fight at all for the two minutes after Iron-Awe 2's exit, while Destructosaur went out with a whimper, and the Floor Flipper throw on it may well have been the worst that I can remember off the top of my head.
63. Crushtacean vs Dantomkia vs Doctor Fist vs Mr Nasty (Series 6, Heat C)
This needed to happen later on in the fight
Now I'm an enormous Dantomkia fan, and on a personal level I do enjoy this fight simply because it's a dominant Dantomkia victory. However, I must also look at other areas of the fight in this ranking besides its dominance. Doctor Fist is removed from the equation of the melee as soon as the battle has begun, while Mr Nasty's aerial was removed far, far too early and easily by Crushtacean, removing all tension from the fight.
Dantomkia was still able to put on a bit of a show at least, getting several good attacks on Mr Nasty and Crushtacean, beating the latter all by itself in a fashion that keeps the fight going in an entertaining way despite it being already over, something Chaos 2's melee in the same heat lacked for me. That is the sole reason for ranking this melee above Chaos 2's for me; the dead air of the already finished fight at least being filled by some decent attacks.
62. Constrictor vs Fluffy vs Killer Carrot 2 vs Scarey-Go-Round (Series 7, Heat F)
Behold your melee winners
When ranking the melees, I was surprised to see how long this one is, but I do stand by it. The initial damage caused by Fluffy on Scarey-Go-Round is immensely enjoyable, and Scarey-Go-Round in general is entertaining to watch in its suffering, despite doing little aside from being ripped apart and driving over the Flame Pit at the end.
That being said, Killer Carrot 2 and Constrictor are, as a duo, the least impressive winners of any four-way melee ever, and by a landslide. Neither robot completes a good attack, just a lift here and there; they simply got through on the judges' decision because Scarey-Go-Round stood no chance against any competitor, and Fluffy, by far and away the most dangerous robot in the battle, burnt out its weapon and seemed to lose drive on one side almost immediately. This is a fight which had a lot of potential, but was sadly lost in Fluffy's all too familiar reliability issues.
61. Gyrobot vs Jackson Wallop vs Killerkat vs Terrorhurtz (Series 7, Heat B)
Hardly able to land on its feet
Terrorhurtz's loss before the fight even begins immediately docks this fight some points, but what about the rest of the fight itself? Well, to be frank, not the best. Killerkat looked like a clear weak link, having the weakest armour, the worst manoeuvrability and the smallest weapon range of the three spinners, and it got predictably taken apart.
Even then though, it took a while for any real damage to set in. Gyrobot's attacks all felt completely meaningless; instead it was Jackson Wallop who was able to deliver some decent hits. It scored the hit which turned Killerkat over and ripped it open, showing some good aggression throughout the fight. Unfortunately, with Killerkat struggling for movement the whole fight, and no fourth robot to keep the fight going, this melee feels slow and inevitable with its result, compared to some of the others on this list. Some nice hits plus a bit of fire at the end, but this was the first all-spinner melee we ever got if I remember rightly, and it was hardly a destruction-fest, was it?
60. Edge Hog vs Inshredable vs Terror-Bull vs Tornado (Series 6, Heat G)
Bullseye!
It's rare to see the worst robot of a 4-way melee survive when there are two eliminations to be had, but that was certainly the case here. Edge Hog has never been able to replicate its recently discovered Dutch Robot Games success on TV, and it took one big hit from Matilda to kill it. Inshredable, to its credit, was an absolute unit; it took so much damage from the House Robots and was shunted everywhere by Tornado, yet still it persisted, still it fought on, and it outlasted Terror-Bull, who suffered one of the cleanest, most surprising pittings I've ever seen.
This fight is frustrating more because it reduced the second round than because of the quality of the fight itself. Inshredable was a complete free pass for Anarchy after the damage it suffered, whereas both Terror-Bull and Edge Hog would have given it a much better fight. Alas, it was not to be. A solid fight in my eyes, but one which handicapped Round 2 for what was otherwise an enjoyable heat for me.
59. Mega Hurts LT vs Revolution 3 vs St. Agro vs The Scrapper (Series 7, Heat H)
Thrown out with the rest of the junk
None of the robots in this melee are particularly big names, nor do any of the weapons stand out. Only St. Agro's double-flipper design feels like a stand-out piece, but Wheely Big Cheese already did that more spectacularly. And yet the fight we got was fairly tidy to start with. St. Agro got a couple of nice flips on Mega Hurts LT, while Revolution 3 caused some damage to the side of The Scrapper. St. Agro even delivers a nice little OotA on The Scrapper, not a robot I expected to see complete such an achievement.
Sadly, soon after this, the battle takes a dive. Mega Hurts LT and Revolution 3 both die one after the other, and St. Agro's flipper stops working as well. The whole fight just slows down a lot for me, and the House Robots took what felt like an age to dispose of Mega Hurts LT. A good first half, but a very weak second.
58. Barber-Ous 2'n a Bit vs Leveller 2 vs Tetanus Booster vs Thunderpants (Series 7, Heat E)
I wonder which of these went through...
Unlike the other Series 7 three-way melee, this had some genuinely impressive moments. What holds this back is how short the fight is before it's technically over. Barber-Ous 2'n a Bit produces a couple of tremendous hits against Leveller 2, but breaks down shortly after. This is a real shame, as Barber-Ous looked even better here in my mind than it had done in its Series 6 melee.
What keeps this fight at a higher place than some may expect, is that the damage was at least able to continue after Barber-Ous 2'n a Bit died, thanks to Tetanus Booster completely shredding the back of Leveller 2 open. Leveller 2 honestly did quite well to survive as long as it did, I'm not sure how many other robots could have stood up internally to similar punishment. Once again though, the lack of a fourth robot (cheers Thunderpants) hinders the fight, and had it been able to continue with a third robot still alive, I think this fight would have had real potential to place very high up this leaderboard.
57. DisConstructor vs Hammerhead 2 vs Iron-Awe 2.1 vs Xenomorph (Series 7, Heat O)
Last I checked, hammerheads weren't flying fish
This melee isn't as bad as Craig Charles made it out to be post-battle, but it is still a melee which is carried by the contributions of one robot. DisConstructor's suicidal pitting was a proper facepalm moment early on in the fight, leaving Iron-Awe 2.1 to carry out all of the interesting attacks. Hammerhead 2 and Xenomorph both fail to get any proper attacks in during the whole 5 minute bout, whereas Iron-Awe 2.1 got some neat flips and axe attacks in, not to mention having a go at Sir Killalot!
Iron-Awe 2.1's contributions are enough to warrant this being a rewatchable melee, and some people will find DisConstructor's moment hilarious, though I can't say I was one, as it looked like the second most dangerous robot in the melee by far to me. If it had happened later on in the fight, sure, but it fell way too early for me, reducing any potential damage to nil, par a couple of cosmetic pieces off of Sir Killalot.
56. Bulldog Breed vs Infernal Contraption vs Jabber vs Mantis (Series 7, Heat K)
Was Bulldog Breed Praying at this point?
Bulldog Breed's second four-way melee resulted in a far less impressive individual performance, despite being the seed in the heat and facing two newcomers, plus a Series 6 Round 1 loser. It only got a couple of attacks in on Infernal Contraption before the talking point of the fight appeared: its mesh. It was claimed to be used to protect the cylinders, and while there's no reason not to believe them, Bulldog Breed was, I think, slightly fortunate to get through with pretty much no punishment.
Instead, the punishment came from Mantis in this fight, dealing with Jabber easily early on, before taking on the seeded Bulldog head-on without fear, outfighting it and ending up on top in the closing moments. We also later found out that even Infernal Contraption had damaged Bulldog Breed, though it's not really something I would consider boosting this melee's score for, given we couldn't tell at the time in the fight. Jabber's near anonymity lets the melee down a bit for me, but the other three all contributed well, and the mesh did at least add a bit of tension to the Judges' Decision.
55. Barbaric Response vs Robochicken vs Spirit of Scorpion vs X-Terminator (Series 6, Heat B)
A frustrating end to a promising fight
It's a shame to put this melee so low, because this fight is enjoyable for the first two-thirds or so. Every robot is active without being spectacular, and everyone seems like they can keep going. X-Terminator's KO attack on Robochicken was a really neat trick, using the axe to flip Robochicken over. Unfortunately, the fight loses all of its momentum with Robochicken's fall. Barbaric Response and Spirit of Scorpion appear to die simultaneously about 20 seconds later, and Refbot's counter doesn't work, leaving us with no idea who is going through with X-Terminator and who is going out.
It appeared to be resolved when X-Terminator chose to pit Barbaric Response, yet Barbaric Response went through instead of Spirit of Scorpion. This is a decision I dislike for multiple reasons. Firstly, without the counter working, X-Terminator chose to finish off Barbaric Response with the pitting, not Spirit of Scorpion. Secondly, I actually think Barbaric Response was immobile before Spirit of Scorpion; if you watch carefully from 8:04 onwards, Barbaric Response stopped moving forwards/backwards before Spirit of Scorpion did, by a good 2 or 3 seconds. The only thing that appeared to keep Barbaric Response from elimination was that it wiggled its flipper a couple of times, but that should qualify as an immobilisation based on the rules Robot Wars has. At the same time, on a more personal level, this prevented us from Firestorm 4 vs Spirit of Scorpion, which would have been a nice little clash after their Series 4 Tag team campaign together. Overall, this is a frustrating melee which started out promisingly, but ended up mired in controversy, damaging its chances of a Top 50 finish at least. But hey, at least we got our first ever Drop Zone attack!
54. Chimera vs Draven vs Foxic vs M.R. Speed Squared (Series 8, Heat B)
Trouble and strife in store for Chimera
Relish it while you can guys, it's a fight where M.R. Speed Squared actually causes some decent damage. While Chimera and Draven are far from the most well armoured robots, it was still a nice spectacle to behold; seeing such a huge wheel be completely gouged open was a really enjoyable experience, as were the slices dealt out to Draven's side.
What holds this fight back is the complete lack of threat from the other robots. Draven is the only other robot to attack an opponent, bumping into Foxic a couple of times and foolishly taking on M.R. Speed Squared head-on. Foxic survived despite doing nothing, while Chimera was never able to demonstrate its weaponry at all. A nice little bout of destruction, but there are a lot of better fights to look for it than here anyway.
53. Araknia vs Hellbent vs I Bot One Beta vs Mean Streak (Series 7, Heat G)
Incy wincy Hellbent, controlled the total bout. Down came its weapon, to conk the spider out
There was a time when a lot of people highly rated Hellbent as a robot, and quite a few still do to this day. That's all down to this fight, but the truth of the matter is that its weak opponents hardly put up a fight. Araknia was the biggest joke-bot of Series 7 going, except for perhaps Scarey-Go-Round, a huge, carbon fibre armoured machine with the devastating power of Riptilion. Amazingly, it survived longer than one of this melee's other robots. German machine I Bot One Beta may well have had the most forgettable campaign of any robot in Series 7 thanks to its early defeat without doing anything, while Mean Streak did little but take punishment from Hellbent.
It's all sounding a bit negative so far, but actually, this fight is better than I've made it out to be so far. Hellbent did as well as it could have done against such weak robots, utilising both of its weapons effectively, producing good damage, control and aggression all round. It was also very fun to watch Araknia slowly fall apart and end up cooked, Mean Streak did take the damage to it well, which kept the fight going, and I Bot One Beta rolled majestically along the floor after being tossed into the air by the Floor Flipper. This is by no means a competitive fight, but it's still good fun to watch, with plenty of cosmetic damage, even if the fight is a little on the slow side at times.
52. Bigger Brother vs Killer Carrot 2 vs Major Tom vs Riptilion (Series 6, Heat L)
Killer Carrot 2 never did flip a robot completely over, but this was probably the closest it came.
As I have mentioned in the past, Major Tom is a machine I enjoy watching far more in spectacular defeat than in its victories. This melee is probably its least spectacular of said defeats (except maybe the E1 Tag Team Terror), but it's still an enjoyable one all the same. Bigger Brother and Killer Carrot 2 got some nice attacks in on it, and it took a hefty amount of punishment from the House Robots and the Drop Zone too.
The rest of the fight isn't quite as strong for me. Bigger Brother has a great early attack on Riptilion, and while the engagements it has with Killer Carrot 2 don't set the world alight, they keep the fight going well enough with visually appealing flips. Riptilion was a bit disappointing to be honest, and the terrible control it showed to pit itself wasn't nearly as entertaining as many other self-pittings seen over the years. Not a bad fight overall, but not quite entertaining enough all the way through to breach the top 50 for me.
51. Expulsion vs Foxic vs Heavy Metal vs M.R. Speed Squared (Series 9, Heat C)
A calculated attack by M.R. Speed Squared
It may come as little surprise to see M.R. Speed Squared and Foxic's second melee clash in 2 series appear shortly after their first. M.R. Speed Squared actually appears more dangerous in this melee than the Series 8 one, and it appeared Foxic would prove stronger this time around as well. While it's quite a short melee, I enjoyed a lot of what we got here. The biggest disappointment was Expulsion, who showed very little movement throughout the fight, and we saw nothing from the spinner itself. Happily, this meant the other robots could attack it strongly, with Foxic getting some nice drives in underneath Expulsion, whilst M.R. Speed Squared caused some decent damage as well, and Heavy Metal got a couple of nice shoves in too.
Unfortunately Foxic's driving error proved costly, as it couldn't self-right when the Floor Flipper tossed it over. This was a bit frustrating, as it had been working pretty well on its wheels and had been driving reliably, although it may have been for the best, as it appeared Heavy Metal had lost drive on one side anyway, not to mention M.R. Speed Squared appeared to lose power to its spinner as well. Overall, it's a solid melee, and one which I enjoy now far more than I did on first time viewing, but we've reached the stage where I enjoy a large portion of the time seen from every fight left on the list, and it's just not exciting enough across damage, aggression or durability criteria to finish higher for me.
50. Atomic vs Cygnus X-1 vs S.M.I.D.S.Y. vs Terror Turtle (Series 7, Heat G)
Screenshots don't capture how smooth this OotA seemed to me
I don't know if I've said it before, but I feel like Atomic is one of those robots whose fights you would enjoy if you like Atomic, but you'll find mostly uninteresting if you don't care for it. Happily, I do enjoy watching Atomic for the most part, and this fight showcased how much it had stepped up since we'd last seen it back in Series 5. It completely dominated the melee from start to finish, throwing Terror Turtle out of the arena effortlessly, overturning Cygnus X-1 and immobilising the seeded S.M.I.D.S.Y. late on, although S.M.I.D.S.Y. did get some nice hits in early on too.
What I enjoy more from this romp compared to, say, Bigger Brother's Series 7 melee or Bulldog Breed's Series 6 melee, is that Atomic's attacks feel more impactful, more hard-hitting and more visually appealing to watch. Cygnus did seem beaten rather easily once overturned though, considering it's a Series 7 flipper, but other than that, there's very little to complain about in this melee.
49. Big Nipper vs Or Te vs Supernova vs TR2 (Series 8, Heat C)
"Teetering and tottering, goodness me! That was brinkmanship"
Supernova has three enjoyable melees in my opinion, but its Series 8 one falls short of the other two, through little fault of its own mind you. Its KO of Or Te would have been great, if only Or Te had been able to do anything in the fight previously to seem like a threat. It was also frustrating to see TR2's flipper wasn't working, and its lack of pace slowed the rest of the fight down compared to the relatively pacey spinners.
There were some sparky attacks between Big Nipper and Supernova to keep the action going, and the gyration of Supernova and Big Nipper's deflection off of TR2 gave us a couple of nailbiting moments close to the pit seconds within each other. Supernova's gyration, thanks to its imbalanced spinner, did eventually lead to its downfall a little too early for my liking, but it was a really unique self-pitting, and a fun end to the melee nonetheless.
48. 13 Black vs Herbinator vs Lightning vs the Alien (Series 7, Heat D)
13 Black, almost left thunderstruck in this melee
I have a fondness for this melee, perhaps because it's only the second fight I ever watched, the first melee I ever watched, and the opener to my first full episode of Robot Wars. Of the five main fights in this episode, I do think this may be the weakest, but it's still got a few enjoyable moments for sure. Lightning impressed immensely, singlehandedly taking out Herbinator and 13 Black with ease. 13 Black was very sluggish in terms of movement in this fight, but it was still able to get a couple of solid hits in, and the near-miss with the pit was a heart-in-mouth moment for the number 7 seeds.
The Alien had a couple of nice exchanges in this fight too, but its breakdown was rather disappointing, especially since it hadn't shown these sorts of issues in previous series. Herbinator contributed very little, but hey, at least we finally got to see Shunt cause some damage as a result. The battle itself is over in about 40 seconds, too short with not enough big moments to leave a lasting impact. Lightning's performance greatly aids this melee, but there's too much dead air after the battle is already over to rank this higher up.
47. Eruption vs Sabretooth vs Storm 2 vs Terror Turtle (Series 8, Heat D)
The shape of things to come for Eruption
8D gets a lot of plaudits for being Series 8's strongest heat, but I'm not sure I completely agree. One of the reasons is that, upon rewatch, this melee isn't quite as good as I remember it. There's a lot of dead air in this fight, which isn't helped by Storm 2's reduced pace and the ineffective likes of Terror Turtle and Sabretooth. All of the faith for a good quality battle here lies with Eruption, and it does get three very good attacks in, two on Sabretooth and one to hurl Terror Turtle out of the arena, the first of its kind in the reboot, and nothing to sniff at.
Don't let the OotA completely fool you though, as brilliant an attack it was, it doesn't quite make up for a large proportion of this fight. the Hatchling provided some entertainment through its sheer speed sending it skittering across the arena several times, but that's countered by storm 2's shove on Terror Turtle into the arena wall being perhaps one of the most boring effective attacks I've ever seen. Sabretooth's failed srimech meant that once it was flipped, that was the end of that too, a real shame considering how much was going on with Sabretooth here. Eruption and The Hatchling keep up the enjoyment in this fight, but not enough to place it amongst the great tier.
46. A-Kill vs Reptirron the Second vs Sabretooth vs Terrorhurtz (Series 6, Heat I)
Reptirron and flames: name a more iconic duo
Terrorhurtz's leap into the big time was cemented by its destructive win against Panic Attack in the heat final, but this melee was the start of Terrorhurtz's amazing Series 6 journey. It was clear to everyone that it had already improved from Series 5, and while the quality of the robots it was obliterating were incredibly poor, we got to see plenty of visual damage directed at Sabretooth and A-Kill.
I have to give credit to A-Kill. It took a proper beating from Terrorhurtz throughout this melee, but its resilience allowed this fight to keep on going when the others faltered. Sabretooth died just a little too early for my liking in addition to Reptirron the Second being so poor. Still, at least this set Sabretooth up for revenge in Series 9. This is hardly Terrorhurtz's most spectacular fight, but it's a decent exhibition fight, and if you want to be reminded of how good an axe could be back in the classic era against multiple opponents at once, this is the melee for you.
45. Axe-C-Dent II vs Dominator 2 vs Hydra vs Sumpthing (Series 6, Heat J)
Not the last time this would happen to Dominator 2 this series
Overshadowed by its vastly more popular second melee, but this first melee in heat J of Series 6 isn't a bad one either. Hydra's improvements from Series 5 were clear for all to see, taking out Axe-C-Dent II in seconds and posing a proper threat to Dominator 2 throughout the entire melee. Hydra showed good pace and control to overturn Dominator 2 a couple of times, and it took until well into the second half of this melee for Dominator 2 to fight back well against Hydra.
Sumpthing's lack of meaningful contributions are what draw this melee back a bit, and I have no idea what caused its wheel to lock up that led to its immobilisation. The flip on Axe-C-Dent II from the Floor Flipper was a great spectacle, seeing its weapon completely fall apart on impact was very enjoyable to watch. Sumpthing really needed to survive longer to make this a great melee, but regardless this is a fun fight to watch, with some good flips and some nice damage on Axe-C-Dent II to top it off.
44. Edge Hog vs Mega Morg vs Panic Attack vs Spin Doctor (Series 7, Heat M)
Mega Morg and Panic Attack attempting to outdo Tsunami and X-Terminator for unofficial Tag Team assaults in Series 7
The pitting of Edge Hog stuck out to me vividly as a child, one of the most memorable moments of Series 7 before I really got back into Robot Wars. The Tag Team pitting from Panic Attack and Mega Morg felt like a much more earned one than Tornado/Ewe 2's on Devastator, and showed some neat control. The rest of the melee is pretty decent as well; Mega Morg gets a couple of good lifts in, Edge Hog is aggressive throughout, and Panic Attack was well controlled under its new driver getting some well timed lifts in with the forks.
As ever, Spin Doctor had a poor showing, making that 3 from 3 fights in Robot Wars, and the lack of high octane action in this fight means I struggle to place this melee much higher. As enjoyable as it obviously is, there's nothing about it which stands out other than the final pitting, it's just a typical, good Series 7 melee, of which there are many.
43. Aggrobot vs Reptirron the Second vs Ripper vs Zorro (Series 7, Heat P)
Ripper just fills the screen every time it's in view
I think this may well be the definitive battle of two halves in Robot Wars. The first half is action packed, with Zorro getting a fantastic hit on Aggrobot, immediately leading to Reptirron the Second's best attack in its three Robot Wars fights. Zorro's contribution to attacks pretty much ended there, as its spinner stopped and the giant Ripper threw it over with ease. Ripper continues with some more impressive flips on Aggrobot, but after this the fight peters out.
With Zorro's elimination via Refbot's countdown, we got a much slower second half. Reptirron gets another attack or two in, and Aggrobot breaches Reptirron the Second and Ripper a couple of times, but the attacks are largely ineffectual from here, and Zorro gets in the way of the action a couple of times when accidentally righted by Mr Psycho, slowing the fight down further. All in all, the first half was incredibly fun to watch, moving at a hundred miles an hour, while the second half was largely uneventful, and some of the least interesting melee moments in Series 7. Being near the middle of the order seems appropriate for such a polarising melee.
42. Barbaric Response vs Big Nipper vs Kan-Opener vs The Grim Reaper (Series 7, Heat B)
Weak as a melee, good as a Head-to-Head fight
The heat final between Big Nipper and The Grim Reaper is one of the best and closest heat finals of the series, but they also had a good clash in this melee as well. I think in this melee, The Grim Reaper was more clearly on top against Big Nipper than in the heat final. Big Nipper was flipped around more, and was almost pitted, but still got a couple of decent shoves in too.
Clearly the situation with Kan-Opener and Barbaric Response being trapped together for the majority of the fight hinders this melee, especially since both had proven themselves as capable machines in Extreme 2. We know what both are capable of on a good day, but unfortunately the death-grip reduces their impact on the fight to near-zero. As I said though, at least still got a lot of action from the other two, more than enough to make this melee a good Head-to-Head clash if not anything else, and the evenness between Big Nipper and The Grim Reaper set up the heat final well as a result.
41. Dantomkia vs Glitterbomb vs King B Remix vs Overdozer (Series 8, Heat C)
Up, up and away!
When I first heard that Dantomkia was returning in the reboot, the second thing that went into my head was "Oh God, I hope my favourite robot isn't embarrassed with a first round exit" (the first was obviously "Yes! Dantomkia is back!". I was worried by what I had seen of it in Live Events on YouTube with all of its reliability problems and what I knew would be a big upgrade on the best robots for this era compared to Series 7. Happily for me, Dantomkia did not face close to the best of the reboot in its Series 8 melee.
Dantomkia itself performed well enough under its team in this melee, getting some good flips in on Glitterbomb and Overdozer. The quality of its flips on the latter are dampened though, as by this point Overdozer was already dead thanks to King B Remix, whose impressive performance in this melee was a nice little surprise. Overdozer wasn't against a spinner, but still suffered a lot of damage, which was amusing to see. Glitterbomb's axe failed to make an impression, which was disappointing, but alas, I enjoyed this melee for what it was, and the domination of Dantomkia combined with the aggression of King B Remix and the destruction of Overdozer makes this an enjoyable fight, even if it's a bit of an exhibition.
40. Cedric Slammer vs Colossus vs Firestorm 4 vs Mega Hurts 2 (Series 6, Heat B)
Firestorm 4 wasn't monkeying around in this melee
This melee has crept up and up from my initial ranking of it, and now finds itself in a respectable 40th place. This is a proper clean-up from Firestorm 4, seamlessly defeating all three of its opponents one-by-one in brilliant fashion. First it dealt with Cedric Slammer, and showed good control to prise the srimech open, rendering it ineffective. Colossus' weak flipper wasn't good enough to overturn it after Firestorm 4 threw it over, and Mega Hurts 2, who looked the least threatening at the start of the fight, was able to sneak through, though not before being flipped and pitted by Firestorm to complete its rout.
Refbot's broken counter doesn't help the proceedings, as Cedric Slammer appeared righted later on in the fight offscreen. Whether it was through its srimech or from Firestorm 4 remains unclear, and the fight ends with a hilarious nosedive into the pit by Firestorm 4. Whether or not Cedric Slammer or Mega Hurts 2 should have gone through doesn't seem that clear to me either, but the melee we got was an enjoyable, dominant display by Firestorm 4, showing it doing what it did best: displaying great control and brutal efficiency to win its fight.
39. Armadrillo vs Roobarb vs S3 vs Shredder (Series 6, Heat D)
The weaponry might have been useless, but the resilience wasn't, eh JP?
Been yo-yoing about with this melee, but I've left it to settle just before the halfway mark of the ranking. The melee starts off really well, with S3 causing some great damage to Shredder, ripping off one of its spinners and damaging the front as well. Shredder fights back well too, leading to S3 causing some pretty hefty damage to the arena wall. The two machines engage fairly well for the rest of the fight, with Shredder even gaining the upper hand on a few occasions, forcing S3 to take damage from the House Robots.
Unfortunately, Roobarb and Armadrillo both stick out like sore thumbs in this melee. Roobarb falls far too early to a weak breakdown without displaying anything interesting, while Armadrillo manages to survive to a judges' decision with quite possibly the most forgettable display of any robot in any melee on this list to survive a fight. It is because of this that I don't feel particularly excited watching S3 being threatened late on. Yes, it's in trouble, but it never looked like it was in danger of actually being eliminated, and the stakes felt low. Still, there's some good damage from S3 and Mr. Psycho in this fight, and the resilience and control of Shredder keeps part of the fight going in some inkling of quality, instead of sinking into oblivion.
38. Kill-E-Crank-E vs Nuts vs Razer vs Terrorhurtz (Series 8, Heat A)
Nuts joins the illustrious club of Inquisitor, Aggrobot and Pussycat in going unbeaten against Razer
Ah, the first fight of the reboot. This opening melee to a new era of Robot Wars felt more like two sets of Head-to-Heads being mashed together into one arena. Razer and Kill-E-Crank-E were engaged with each other for most of the fight, while Terrorhurtz chased after Nuts for the whole melee as well. There aren't really any standout attacks in this melee, but the general action was varied and good fun. Nuts was able to spin around madly and generally act the enjoyable, silly part well. Razer got some decent grabs on Kill-E-Crank-E and the minibots of Nuts, while Terrorhurtz achieved some good hits on the main body of Nuts.
One has to wonder if Razer was deliberately targeting Robin Herrick's machine for revenge, but alas, it still could not achieve victory against Team Cold Fusion. Razer's fall into the pit with Kill-E-Crank-E was admittedly an anticlimactic end to one of Robot Wars' most famous machines, but considering how enjoyable the rest of the episode was, I'm not going to complain too much. Kill-E-Crank-E wasn't able to get its weapon into play at all sadly, and I would have liked to see some more engagement from Razer with Nuts and Terrorhurtz, but regardless, everyone played their part in this melee, and it was a fun watch for me.
37. 13 Black vs Chompalot vs Stinger vs Thermidor 2 (Series 6, Heat F)
Chompalot's weapon was pretty toothless in this melee, but it still performed well
Some may be surprised to see this being the lower of the two Chompalot/Thermidor 2 melees, and so was I at first. The melee doesn't start too hotly; I felt like Thermidor 2 lost drive on one side too easily, and it wasn't completely obvious whether or not Stinger or 13 Black KOed it to me. The rest of the melee is a lot better though; after falling early in Series 5, 13 Black performs strongly here, taking out the plucky Chompalot, and later Stinger as well seemingly.
Chompalot may have entered the arena with a compromised jaw, courtesy of some protective foam, but it still performed valiantly against tough opposition, getting a good grab on 13 Black and being a nuisance to Stinger at times, all while taking a fair amount of damage before inevitably succumbing. Stinger didn't perform too well in this melee to be honest, but it made the fight more exciting anyway, almost being pitted by 13 Black early on, and it was also amusing to watch Thermidor 2 pit itself after being counted out. This melee had some underperformances for sure, but the action from 13 Black and Chompalot was entertaining enough to mask most of it and we were treated to a good spectacle here.